how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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