So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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