we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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