I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
false alarm. still invincible.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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