She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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