Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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