Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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