Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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