I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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