So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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