I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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