I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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