i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
