I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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