Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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