I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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