Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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