i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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