Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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