no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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