tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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