I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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