Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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