i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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