That's when you crack a 10am beer
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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