This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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