i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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