Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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