I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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