did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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