Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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