went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the day after is always just damage control
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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