..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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