do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
So vagazzling was a success
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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