Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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