Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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