Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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