There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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