Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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