I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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