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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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