maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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