if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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