Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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