You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Your dad touched me again.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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