Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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