You work out of a Hotel?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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