Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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