READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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