Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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