Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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